~spaoww

COMMISSIONS


As you can see, I make signatures.

If you buy a signature through a commission, I will put more work into it.

Everything will be customized; the name, the character, the backround. I will show it to you before we complete the transaction to confirm that you are satisfied. If you are not satisfied, you will not be charged. If you do, you can donate it to me, and I will give you the signature.

I have made the final decision to leave the ~LIFETIME OF SIGNATURES DEAL~ in the latter versions of my commissions. One signature is not really worth $4.95, but heck, unlimited sure is. The main thing will be the signatures, but included in that package are also icons and avatars. Normally, you would want them to come in sets, sig and avi matching, but if you wish otherwise, please tell me.

The only thing is that I don't want you to get a one time deal from me, and then get free sigs for all of your friends, to make sure that this doesn't happen, you may only choose three names to ever be on the signatures.

You can pay with subscriptions. I am asking for the one month subscriptions.

Here are the slots.

SLOT 1: actually, she decided to go dumbf*** on my ass so she bailed
SLOT 2:
SLOT 3:
SLOT 4:
SLOT 5:

Finally! I got my first commission, and I am really excited. I am going to make the sig extra kick-butt.

General:

It has been a totally beasting summer...
I got back from OWjL camp on Friday. Wow, I didn't know that camp could be so fun. It was flipping sweet. I made new friends and met new people. I have so many crazy stories, but I'm only going to explain a few to you. Here they are.

Som are better then others, but here are a couple.
-Adam
-Sexy dancer girl
-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPILLED YOUR DRINK kid, aka Alex
-OMG 5 LETTERS

Adam
Ok, so there was this kid named Adam. Not to be mean, but a basic despcription of him that I can give to you is 'squirrel'. He is a super short kid with a super high-pitched voice. He is a total nerd (as were most of the people there). So his voice is not only high-pitched but he talks like he doesn't know what he is saying. lol
Do demostrate his voice to all of our friends, Garrett and I called him over, and got him to say 'The cat walked to the town, turned around and went back to the super duper farm'. Once he was done, he was confused why we told him to say it, so Garrett and I pretended that it was from a funny video off YouTube. lol

Sexy dancer girl
On Monday, we went to see a band. My family group (my dorm and another) started all of these different claps. Our main one was where we would clap and then point up, alternating hands and direction. We also mixed some dancing into it. Do the band called up all of the boys to the stage, and then all the girls. So when we ( the boys) were called up, our family group just increased our craziness. And so the next day, we went to go see a movie. When we were walking back, this girl walks up to me out of no where and says 'I'm supposed to tell you that you were a really sexy dancer on stage last night.' That would of course imply that someone to embarressed to say it themselves, asked her to tell me for them. I was kind of shocked so I said thanks (lol, I know, totally lame). So I asked her she was telling me for. This was her response...'Umm... I told myself'.
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Are you serious? She couldn't handle my amazingness anyway. There is more to the story, but I am too lazy to tell it. lol

YOU SPILLED YOUR DRINK KID aka Alex
Ok, so this Alex kid was my roomate. Really wierd dude...Anyway, he was always making lame jokes, trying to be funny, but in the end he always ='d Epic Phail. So at breakfast of the first day, Garrett spills a drink. He made a total mess all over the floor. Although it was a hassle to clean up, it really WASN'T that big of a deal. But of course, this Alex kid has to try to be funnay. He stands up, walks half way accross the room, throws his arms above his head, and starts yelling 'OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SPILLED YOUR DRINK. YOU MADE A TOTAL MESS, AND KNOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET SOMEONE TO CLEAN IT UP. BLAHBLAHAL;KAJSDKLJ THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL ALKJA;KLDSJBLAHBLAHBLAH'. You get the point...So anyway, this kid made a total fool of himself, when he thought he was being funny.

OMG 5 LETTERS
You may or may not have heard of the game Black Magic, but basically it is a game where you make someone look like a phsycic, and then the people that don't know how it works have to figure it out. The hint to figuring it out it in the name Black Magic. My friend Eric couldn't figure it out after like 15 minutes, so we finally told him 'Think about the name 'black magic''. He thought about it for a while and then was like 'BLACK HAS 5 LETTERS, MAGIC HAS 5 LETTERS!!', totally directing his thinking that it had something to do with 5 letters, but of course it had nothing to do with 5 letters. He then went on for about 5 straight minutes of naming everything in the room that had 5 letters. Just to egg him on because we thought it was funny, we all started to name stuff with 5 letters just to toy with him. On skit night, I sat next to him, and whenever one of our friends had a skit, we (mainly me) would shout out every word that had 5 letters. Everyone was quiet and all of the sudden you would hear 'OMG TABLE HAS 5 LETTERS!!!'

So there are some of my uber exciting stories from OWjL camp.

I am going to be gone from Wednesday to Sunday, and I may be returning with very exciting news. Or absolutely no news...

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH ME IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY, AND THEN COMMISSION ME ( DO THAT EVEN IF YOU ARE ALREADY WATCHING ME) ^^

UPDATE::::
As you may have noticed, I know have an avatar for dA. If you want, I will make you one for free in hopes of striking up some business as far as commissions go.
Thank you,
spaoww

PS: Isn't it awesome?!